when someone says “ten years ago” I think about the 90’s not 2003
OH MY GOD
literally me omg
"internet relationships aren’t real" well neither is your hair color mom but you don’t see me talkin shit
sometimes i forget that dogs are animals descended from scary ass wild beasts that hunt and kill and shit like
my pug just farted so loud she scared herself and had to be cuddled until she stopped crying like how did this happen
My dash is more dead than casper the ghost rn, so if you post any of this stuff reblog/like this post and ill follow you!
-city of bones
-pierce the veil
-anything funny basically
a sitcom that slowly turns into psychological horror as the series progresses, while still keeping the low budget feel and laugh tracks and poorly timed jokes to create a contrast between the context and the characters, and to disorient the audience
i want a meangirls 3 with meryl streep, jessica lange, and jane lynch where theyre the bitch clique in an old age home
“This is the chemical formula for love:
dopamine, seratonin, oxytocin.
It can be easily manufactured in a lab, but overdosing on any of them can cause schizophrenia, extreme paranoia, and insanity.
Let that sink in.”
When I was 17 my appendix ruptured because I thought I was just having period cramps and didn’t go to the hospital so don’t tell me PMS symptoms are no big deal
this actually happened to me during my math final and i didn’t think anything of it and when i was later admitted to the hospital my math prof was asking me ‘you didn’t have to take the final! why didn’t you tell me it hurt?!?!’ and i told him i’ve had cramps worse.
he gave me 100